Apologies dear friends, making you anxiously waiting for this blog to reopen after settling some “spam comments”. Now that it’s reopened, shall we take it a little lightly?
What you can do to irritate your already irritated (by the previous patient) doctor. This is a good way to make sure you get substandard care:
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Come in already talking loudly on your handphone…
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After you hang up your phone, demand for a referral letter to see a specialist for your URTI
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Cough in your doctor’s face (to show him how serious your cough is)
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Ask for 5 days MC, 2 days back dated and 3 just in case.
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Tell your doctor that s/he looks like s/he doesn’t know what he’s doing and demand for a specialist
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Tell your doctor your bomoh or sinseh asked him to do an xray or mri. Insist that your bomoh is right and your doctor knows nuts, and you want a referral to hospital based on your bomoh’s recommendation. You can also replace the word ‘bomoh’ with ‘pharmacist’ or ‘next door neighbour’
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Bargain huge discount for the consultation and medicine as if you are in a fleamarket
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Sell some traditional medicine to your doctors and tell him/her that s/he needs a beauty product.
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Fart on your way out
[credits to docfiles]
