Some people spotted my name on the notice boards among Nizhniy Novgorod UMNO Club members and start saying that I am “talam 12 muka” and “pembelot“.
Well, you can freely accuse me tho and I won’t defend myself. In fact, here’s what I am going to do (using the very popular trend among UMNO politicians)
- Those who criticize me will be arrested under ISA for creating disharmony. Surely that can keep them safe from imaginary death threats.
- I will send ACA @ BPR to your homes and investigate the parents of my critiques.
- I will suggest that 50 of the Nizhniy Novgorod UMNO Club members to study papayas in Taiwan so that we can benefit something out of it.
- Those with tenesmus will have to sumpah laknat.
- Those who say “Mongolia” also have to sumpah laknat.
- Those who want to dismiss me will also have to sumpah laknat.
- “Squatters” will be my catchphrase. I also will climb the wall and tear up the picture of previous leaders with utmost rage like madcow.
- I will not be nominated for UMNO Club presidency, not until 2010. Those who nominate, or are nominated, or bringing back old member of the club, will be asked to resign.
- I will certainly trade finance for defense.
Wargh kah kah kah kah kah……. Sudahla tu… Ngenge… 😉